All the News You Need to Read This Morning

The news is part boring and part overwhelming, so here’s a quick list of all the stuff we thought was significant today:

– Kanye’s pal Trump shares an official photo with Kim Kardashian

– Germaine Greer calls for punishment for rape to be reduced. Seems….good.

– Grimmy is leaving Radio 1 Breakfast Show

– Wearing glasses really might mean you’re smarter, major study finds

– Prison smoking ban is causing a rise in violence at a British jail

– Weinstein indicted on rape and criminal sex act charges

– Hotter years mean lower exam results

– Two in five GPs in England intend to quit within five years

– “At least they were country fans”: NOFX joke about Las Vegas shooting

– “Women just don’t fit in!!’: Report has produced the top 10 absolutely watertight reasons for not appointing women executives